Link - A Realistic Assessment of How Many 12-Year-Olds I Could Beat Up Before They Overtook Me.

How many 12 year olds could you take in a battle? This guy says he could take 7 - I'm smaller in height than him, and a bit older, so I guess I'd have to say I could take 5 or 6.
McSweeney's Internet Tendency: A Realistic Assessment of How Many 12-Year-Olds I Could Beat Up Before They Overtook Me.